I get my veg' from the hedge
It comes at a reasonable price
You cook it up it'll make you feel so nice
It'll give you visions in the night
I put my beans in a jar
Ah yeah, cor demi la
They've had the recipe since long ago
But I got mine, from my nan Flo
We're cooking bean jar!
And so I go to the...Cobo
But I have to hang my head and say, "Oh no"
Why why why, why
Why why why E-Coli
My granny makes a decent gauche melee
The perfect follow-up to my bean jar
I wash it down with a cider or two
Because the Roquettes is my favourite brew
Were drinking cider!
Knees-up Mother Brown
Pull your skirt up and you knickers down
Two old ladies sitting in the sand
Each one wishing that the other was a man
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